I'm Irina, and I'm learning to live life happily.

arcticmonkies:

I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway

(via daenerysknope)

freesocrates:

pandabomb:

florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

Want to get away from the alligators and rednecks? Great news! Our cities are some of the most dangerous places in the country for traffic and pedestrian fatalities. good luck.

(via queenskylerwhite)

queenskylerwhite:

This child is too much.

This is my favorite tiny human, and I haven’t even met her yet.

queenskylerwhite:

This child is too much.

This is my favorite tiny human, and I haven’t even met her yet.

What the fuck is flappy bird?